Your house: Slytherin :)
Your favourite character from the trio: Hermione
Three other favourite characters: Remus, Sirius, Fred
Least favourite character: Harry
Favorite book: Prisoner of Azkaban
One favourite moment: Pretty much any time Sirius was snarktastic.
How you were introduced to the series: My friend made me read Order in 9th grade. Had to work my way back from there.
What would your favorite lesson be?: Transfiguration or Divination
Which hallow would you take?: The Stone
Which character are you most like?: Fred
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: Expecto Patronum, Accio, Alohomora
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire?: Probs
Would you have played Quidditch?: Maybe. I love flying in planes and doing all kinds of weird speed things.
What form would your Patronus take?: Some type of canine, probably.
What would be your profession in the wizarding world?: I would probably just use magic to make my life in the muggle world so easy that a job would be unnecessary, for I am a lazy fuck.
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
#i see sirius black #the last day of seventh year #and he just yells this at the top of his lungs at the rest of the school #then dips remus and snogs him (via dancingspock)
"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.
"Stop," whispers the wallet.
"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.
The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.
If one more person writes a fan fiction where Steve Rogers is completely socially awkward and unable to make jokes, I’m going to shove this gif set down their throat.
This needs to be in the next movie please
[ ] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[ ] You love soccer.
[ ] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop/rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[ ] One of your favourite colour is red or gold.
[ ] You get good grades at school.
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[ ] You plan on going to college/university.
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[ ] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You’re completely straight-edged.
[ ] You’re very emotional.
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
[>] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[ ] Sports suck.
[ ] You’re shy.
[ ] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[ ] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[ ] Blue is one of your favourite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
Total: 3.5 because clinical depression is not a personality trait. suck it.
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ] You’re scared to grow up.
[x] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
Total: 10 CLINICAL DEPRESSION/THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE ARE NOT PERSONALITY TRAITS
I love this picture :)
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR NEED TO REMEMBER IT’S OKAY TO
- not be mentally ill
- have good grades
- to dislike reading
- have a happy family
- enjoy exercising/not enjoy exercising
- to have different opinion
- to reblog/not reblog certain posts
- to be a gay white boy
- to be a straight white boy
- to be a bisexual white girl
- (to be any race/gender/sexual orientation)
- to not like porn
- to not ship destiel
- to not be in a fandom
- to be in a happy relationship
i found the real life opposite of Night Vale in the newspaper this morning
#SUNNYVALE #FUCKING SUNNYVALE ARE YOU SHITTING ME (izzychao)
a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad